is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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