girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Two words: blizzard sex
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