i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
