No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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