Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
