youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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