You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
A bitchslap is in order.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Randomize
