the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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