she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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