I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
vagina is talking i cant
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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