he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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