i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Small penises have feelings too.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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