does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
