The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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