I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I wear drunk well.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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