you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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