Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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