So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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