the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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