what if I'm pregnant?
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i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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