I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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