I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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