Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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