i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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