Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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