i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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