What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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