HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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