yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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