i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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