There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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