fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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