There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
