It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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