We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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