garbage
garbage dick
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you win
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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