john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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