That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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