i permit you to call me
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
how does that bad decision feel?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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