Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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