When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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