I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I did not marry a roomba.
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