if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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