Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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