I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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