Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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