Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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