I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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