u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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