I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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