Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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