i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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