So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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