adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So gin and wine won't be happening again
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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