so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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