So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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