Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
farters have to be the big spoon...
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
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